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I have so many questions
In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.
(via punani)
people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person
(via madmadmilk)
lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can
how can you post that and not include the video
I’M FUCKING WHEEZING
*several seconds of feral snarls*
“great, great yeah that was good”
I liTERaLLY CAnT BTeAtHE
(via liltama-things)
“It’s ok, we’ll be ok. You can rest now.” AKA the line that absolutely destroyed me
(via arachnaboy)
THANOS OUT HERE STEALING HEARTS, BEING A TRUE VILLAIN
Someone take away his Instagram. Please.
How the fuck is this guy better at memes than everyone on this site
Josh Brolin is an absolute treasure.
(via madmadmilk)
If a woman has
STARCH MASKS
O N H E R B O D Y
does that mean
she has been pGReNant bef o r e?
DANGEROPS
Pranget sex?
Will it hurt baby top of his head????
Can uu get,,,
𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮
38+2 weeks
PREGANANANT
can uu go down a
20 foot waterslide
while uu are
PEGNAT?
- What is the Best Time
- to Sex
- to Be
- Come
- pregnart
(via liltama-things)
Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.
(via junetuesday)
